1. Diets and traveling don't mix well. 30 Weight Watchers points takes care of breakfast on the road and then...
2. No matter what I do, I always remember I should put lipgloss on after I see the pictures we took.
3. Bananas don't last very long in a hot van.
4. Bananas in a hot van smell. And not in a good "ohhh, fresh bananas" kind of way.
5. My kids are amazingly adaptive and I'm really proud of them.
6. Being "retired" means you no longer know what day it is...and we really do have to check our phones to find out. Or just ask Matt.
7. I miss my tv shows and I don't. I think I may be uncovering some brain cells that have lain dormant through all the Housewives Reunion shows.
8. Las Vegas has thinned my blood. It was in the 50's and I've been cold all day.
9. We miss Murphy. A lot.
10. The people who invented joke books for kids should be tortured. A lot. And the people who give them to kids deserve to have scabies or something equally miserable. Right LeslieKevinCathyErikCraigLoreleiRobinandPatty?
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